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11:04 PM, Wednesday, May 5, 2010
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Get in, and let's
get back over the bridge while we still can
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As it happened, we got to DrHadlock's Beneva
Road office on the dotFreemantle's Theorem of
Office Waiting states that one must add thirty
minutes to the time of one's appointment to arrive
at the time one is actually seen, but in this case
I was pleasantly surprisedThe receptionist
called my name at only ten past the hour and
ushered me into a cheerful examination room where
a poster to my left depicted a heart drowning in
fat and one to my right showed a lung that looked
charbroiledThe eye-chart directly ahead was a
relief, even though I wasn't much good after the
sixth line
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A nurse came in, put a thermometer under my replica tiffany jewelry tongue,
took my pulse, wrapped a blood pressure cuff
around my arm, inflated it, studied the readout
When I asked her how I was doing, she smiled
noncommittally and said, "You pass Then she drew
bloodAfter that I retired to the bathroom with a
plastic cup, sending Kamen bitter vibes as I
unzipped my flyA one-armed man can provide a
urine sample, but the potential for accidents is
greatly magnified
When I returned to the exam room, the nurse was
goneShe had left a folder with my name on it
Beside the folder was a red penMy stump gave a
twingeWithout thinking about what I was doing, I
took the pen and put it in my pants pocketThere
was a blue Bic clipped to my shirt pocketI took
it out and put it where the red pen had chanel purse white been lying
And what are you going to say when she comes back?
I asked myselfThat the Pen Fairy came in and
decided to make a swap?
Before I could answer that question - or consider
why I had stolen the red pen to begin with - Gene
Hadlock came in and offered his handwhich in my case was the right oneI
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found I liked him quite a lot better when he was
divorced from Principe, the goateed neurologist
He was about sixty, a little on the pudgy side,
with a white mustache of the toothbrush variety
and a pleasant examining-table mannerHe had me
strip down to my shorts and examined my right leg
and side at some lengthHe prodded me in several
places, enquiring about the level of painHe
asked me what I was louis vuitton bags taking for painkillers and
seemed surprised when I told him I was getting by
on aspirin
"I'm going to examine your stump," he said"That
all right?"
"Yes
I sat with my left hand resting on my bare left
thigh, looking at the eye-chart as he grasped my
shoulder with one hand and cupped my stump in the
otherThe seventh line on the chart looked like
AGODSEDA god said what? I wondered
From somewhere, very distant, I felt faint
pressureNo, don't look down, just keep looking
straight aheadDo you feel my hand?"
"Uh-huhWhy
would there be? The arm that was no longer there
had wanted the pen, and the pen was in my pocket,
so now the arm was asleep again
"And how about this, Edgar? May I call you Edgar?"
"Anything chanel bucket bags but late to dinnerOne hand was still on my shoulder, but
the other was at his sideNowhere near the stump
"Not at all, phantom sensations in the stump of a
limb are normalI'm just surprised at the rate of
healingI squeezed pretty
darn hard to begin with He
cupped the stump again and pushed upward"Does
that give pain?"
It did - a dull, low sparkle, vaguely hot
"If it didn't I'd be worried"Look at
the eye-chart again, all right?"
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I did as he asked, and decided that all-important
seventh line was AGOCSEOWhich made more sense
because it made no sense
"How many fingers am I touching you with, Edgar?"
"Don't know It didn't feel like he was touching
me at all
"Now?"
"Don't know He was almost up to my cartier santos demoiselle collar
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