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was enormous, and a week later he revisited the shop on another errand
This second visit was the one flash of genius in a somewhat drab career:
the jeweller was so completely dumfounded, that Vaux might have got
clean away But though he kept discreetly out of sight for a while, at last
he drifted back to his ancient boozing-ken, and was there betrayed to a
notorious thief-catcher The inevitable sentence of death followed It
was commuted after the fashion of the time, and Vaux, having sojourned a
while at the Hulks, sought for a second time the genial airs of Botany Bay
His vanity and his laziness were alike invincible He believed
himself a miracle of learning as well as a perfect thief, and physical toil
was the sole `lay' for which he professed no capacity For a while he
corrected the press for a printer, and he roundly asserts that his knowledge
of literature and of foreign tongues rendered him invaluable It was
vanity again that induced him to assert his innocence when he was lagged
for so vulgar a crime as stealing a wipe from a tradesman in Chancery
Lane At the moment of arrest he was on his way to purchase base coin
from a Whitechapel bit-faker: but, despite his nefarious errand, he is
righteously wrathful at what he asserts was an unjust conviction, and
henceforth he assumed the crown of martyrdom His first and last
ambition during the intervals of freedom was gentility, and so long as he
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was not at work he lived the life of a respectable grocer Although the
casual Cyprian flits across his page, he pursued the one flame of his life
for the good motive, and he affects to modele de cartier roadster be a very model of domesticity
The sentiment of piety also was strong upon him, and if he did not, like
the illustrious Peace, pray for his jailer, he rivalled the Prison Ordinary in
comforting the condemned Had it only been his fate to die on the
gallows, how unctuous had been his croak!
The text of his `Memoirs' having been edited, it is scarce possible to
define his literary talent The book, as it stands, is an excellent piece of
narrative, but it loses somewhat by the pretence of style The man's
invulnerable conceit prevented an absolute frankness, and there is little
enough hilarity to correct the acid sentiment and the intolerable vows of
repentance Again, though he knows his subject, and can patter flash
with the best, his incorrigible respectability leads him to ape the manner of
a Grub Street hack, and to banish to a vocabulary those pearls of slang
which might have added vigour and lustre to his somewhat tiresome page
However, the thief cannot escape his inevitable defects The vanity, the
weakness, the sentimentality of those who are born beasts of prey, yet
have the faculty of depredation only half-developed, are the foes of truth,
and it is well to remember that the autobiography of a rascal is tainted at
its source A congenial pickpocket, equipped with the self-knowledge
and the candour which would enable him to recognise himself an outlaw
and justice his enemy rather than an instrument of malice, would prove a
Napoleon rather than a Vaux So that we must e'en accept our Newgate
Calendar with its many faults upon its head, and be content For it takes
a man of genius to write a book, and the thief who turns author commonly
inhabits a paradise of the second-rate louis vuitton leather
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GEORGE BARRINGTON
AS Captain Hind was master of the road, George Barrington was (and
remains for ever) the absolute monarch of pickpockets Though the art,
superseding the cutting of purses, had been practised with courage and
address for half a century before Barrington saw the light, it was his own
incomparable genius that raised thievery from the dangerous valley of
experiment, and set it, secure and honoured, upon the mountain height of
perfection To a natural habit of depredation, which, being a man of
letters, he was wont to justify, he added a sureness of hand, a fertility of
resource, a recklessness of courage which drove his contemporaries to an
amazed respect, and from which none but the Philistine will withhold his
admiration An accident discovered his taste and talent At school he
attempted to kill a companion--the one act of violence which sullies a
strangely gentle career; and outraged at the affront of a flogging, he fled
with twelve guineas and a gold repeater watch A vulgar theft this, and
no presage of future greatness; yet it proves the fearless greed, the
contempt of private property, which mark as with a stigma the
temperament of the prig His faculty did not rust long for lack of use,
and at Drogheda, when he was but sixteen, he encountered one Price, half
barnstormer, half thief Forthwith he embraced the twin professions, and
in the interlude of more serious pursuits is reported to have made a
respectable appearance as Jaffier in Venice Preserved For a while he
dreamed of Drury Lane and glory; but an attachment for Miss louis vuitton bags wholesale Egerton, the
Belvidera to his own Jaffier, was more costly than the barns of
Londonderry warranted, and, with Price for a colleague, he set forth on a
tour of robbery, merely interrupted through twenty years by a few periods
of enforced leisure
His youth, indeed, was his golden age For four years he practised
his art, chilled by no shadow of suspicion, and his immunity was due as
well to his excellent bearing as to his sleight of hand In one of the
countless chap-books which dishonour his fame, he is unjustly accused of
relying for his effects upon an elaborate apparatus, half knife, half scissors,
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wherewith to rip the pockets of his victims The mere backbiting of envy!
An artistic triumph was never won save by legitimate means; and the hero
who plundered the Dulce of L--r at Ranelagh, who emptied the pockets of
his acquaintance without fear of exposure, who all but carried off the
priceless snuff-box of Count Orloff, most assuredly followed his craft in
full simplicity and with a proper scorn of clumsy artifice At his first
appearance he was the master, sumptuously apparelled, with Price for
valet At Dublin his birth and quality were never questioned, and when
he made a descent upon London it was in company with Captain W H--
n, who remained for years his loyal friend He visited Brighton as the
chosen companion of Lord Ferrers and the wicked Lord Lyttelton His
manners and learning were alike irresistible Though the picking of
pockets was the art and interest of his life, he was on terms of easy
familiarity with light literature, and he considered no toil too gucci laptop bags wearisome if
only his conversation might dazzle his victims Two maxims he
charactered upon his heart: the one, never to run a large risk for a small
gain; the other, never to forget the carriage and diction of a gentleman
He never stooped to pilfer, until exposure and decay had weakened his
hand In his first week at Dublin he carried off 1000, and it was
only his fateful interview with Sir John Fielding that gave him poverty for
a bedfellow Even at the end, when he slunk from town to town, a
notorious outlaw, he had inspirations of his ancient magnificence, and--at
Chester--he eluded the vigilance of his enemies and captured 600,
wherewith he purchased some months of respectability Now,
respectability was ever dear to him, and it was at once his pleasure and
profit to live in the highest society Were it not blasphemy to sully
Barrington with slang you would call him a member of the swell-mob, but,
having cultivated a grave and sober style for himself, he recoiled in horror
from the flash lingo, and his susceptibility demands respect
He kept a commonplace book! Was ever such thrift in a thief?
Whatever images or thoughts flashed through his brain, he seized them on
paper, even `amidst the jollity of a tavern, or in the warmth of an
interesting conversation' Was it then strange that he triumphed as a man
of fashionable and cultured leisure? He would visit Ranelagh with the
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most distinguished, and turn a while from epigram and jest to empty the
pocket of a rich acquaintance And ever with so tactful a certainty, with
so fine a restraint of the emotions, that suspicion was fake louis vuitton bags monogram manhattan prepostero |
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